Here’s the original song, for comparison, and because it rocks:
[OBAMA]
How does an egomaniacal son of a racist
Dropped in the middle of the richest of places
By providence, wealthy, entitled, in splendor
Grow up to be democracy’s wannabe ender?
[KAMALA HARRIS]
The two bit president with sinister precedent
Got everything handed to him, never even broke a sweat
While nurturing division and deplorable conditions
He was proud to send his boys out to subvert the manumission
[AOC]
And every day
Innocent people getting slaughtered and carted away
To early graves
He tweeted, kept his party at bay
So that they stay distracted
[SUPREME COURT JUSTICES]
From the ocean of his crimes that he tried to have redacted
[STORMY DANIELS]
When the hurricanes came, and devastation reigned
He saw his flaccid ratings drip, dripping down the drain
[POPE FRANCIS]
Put a pistol to our temples, and lacking heart or brain,
Made a hostage of humanitarian aid
[BIDEN]
Well the word got around, they said, “This punk is insane, man”
Took up a collection just to kick him off the mainland
His party kept ignoring all the warnings of his flagrant
Lust for power and fame. And what’s your name, man?
[DONALD]
Itty Bitty Donald Trump
My name is Itty Bitty Donald Trump
And I can’t wait to grab em by the crotch
Just you watch. Just you watch.
[GRETA THUNBERG]
When he was young his father groomed him
Born with a silver spoon
In his ear, to be clear
Always assumed that he’s safe from doom, justice, and fear
[JUSTICES]
Though his accounts are all in arrears
[ANDREW YANG]
Made numerous investments, all financial suicide
His failures never ruined pride, nothing new inside
Bankers told him, “Donald, no more money in these bricks”
So he moved on our nation like a bitch
[BERNIE]
There would have been nothing left to say
For someone less insulated
From their failures by their fame
Without a single hint of shame he started spinning
Winning all the lame brained fools
Who love gold but hate the golden rule
Scamming for every buck he can get his hands on
Damning all our futures. See him now as he stands on
An inheritance he always fails to mention
As he strips away your pension
And your right to voice dissension
[JUSTICES and DONALD]
In DC you can grab em by the crotch!
In DC you can grab em by the crotch!
In DC you can grab em by the crotch!
In DC, DC!
Just you watch!
[JUSTICES]
Itty Bitty Donald Trump
We are hating all the things you do
Lurking in your mansion
Never learned to feel compassion
Oh, Itty Bitty Donald Trump
When America thinks of you
Will they know you’re full of slime
And made this the worst of times
All to cover up your crimes?
[RBG as an angel, and JUSTICES]
Another spoiled rich brat born at the top
(Just you watch)
A brazen egomaniac, he wants to flop
(Just you watch)
Our entire nation on its back. This has to stop!
[SCIENTISTS]
We fought with him
[COVID PATIENTS]
We died for him
[WALL STREET]
We trusted him
[KKK]
We loved him
[KARENS]
And we? We’re the damn fools that got him there
[DONALD]
I can’t wait to grab em by the crotch
Just you watch
[BIDEN]
Will you shut up, man?
[JUSTICES]
Itty Bitty Donald Trump!
[ALL, to the tune of Thomas Jefferson coming ho-o-ome]
Itty Bitty Donald is going to ja-a-ail!
Itty Bitty Donald is going to ja-a-ail!
Itty Bitty Donald is going to ja-a-ail!
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